In Case of MOASS Banana

Introducing the ultimate banana for all the smooth-brained apes out there. This 3D-printed Banana is not just a fruity pun; it’s a symbol of unshakable diamond hands.

Features:

• Vibrantly 3D-printed with a peel that’s as smooth as your buying strategy.
• Stands proudly on a custom display that declares: “In case of MOASS.” 
• Lightweight and durable—because you’ll want it to survive the rocket ride.

Uses:

• A conversation starter that says, “Yes, I’m a retail investor. No, I won’t sell.”
• Stress relief—grip it during those trading dips when you need to remember your banana brethren.
• External use only.

This isn’t just a banana. It’s a tribute to the glorious stonks revolution. Grab yours today before they’re out of stock (pun intended).

Price:

• Less than one share of GME.